Ok, I decided that there were way too many inside jokes on the quotes page, so I made this new page just for the inside jokes.

"That's the biggest crap I've ever heard, unless it came out of ******!"~ Ted S. (A name goes there, but I can't put it.)

"Fine Nick it's called a frialator."~ Matt V.

"I was gonna grab you're ankle when you walked by and scare you..."~ Nick A.
"I think that would disturb me more."~ Michelle R.

"I admire you Chris!"~ Jonathan C.

"Help, he's touching me"~ Robert D.

"Oh, what are you going to do about it Alysha? Go cry about it to your Latin lover, Chris!"~ Robert D.

"Hey, no white poeple allowed"~ Robert D.
"It's ok, I'm with Quicia"~ Me
"Oh no, she ain't black enough."~ Robert D.

"You better back your stuff up outta my face, or else you're gonna get it!"~ Crystal G.

"Oh man, I don't think he's going to the bathroom after all."~ Mike G.

"Oh, now I have to go to the bathroom!"~ Nick A.

"She came up to me and said 'Truce' and then dumped the bottle of Fruit 2o over my head!"~ Ted S.

"Oh, I thought that was a real song!"~ Michelle R.

"I have a date...it's called the remote control, some cookies and milk, a blanket, a sofa and 300 channels...beat that!"~ Quicia D.

"I would like, take them by their pretty little hair, and they would go screaming like, 'Oh my God, you screwed up my hair' "~ Breanne R.

"Yo Skilldog!"~ Tim M.

"Umm Nick...you might wanna bundle up. It's a little chilly out."~ Matt V.
"Matt, I'm a polar bear. I don't need to bundle up."~ Nick A.

"It's feeding time"~ Ted S.

"If he comes looking for me, I'll point him towards Chris and say 'Hey he's into that kinda stuff' "~ Ted S.

"Yup...someone was telling me that he said that she was getting old. From my point of view she should have never been considered 'new.' What the hell was he thinking?!?! After her ex she was like a used car with too much mileage to be worth anything."~ Meredith P.

"Poops and giggles!"~ Matt V.

"Pick up a hooker! Pick up a hooker!"~ Chris H.

"Gotta get some hoes!"~ Matt V.

"Stuuuuppppeeendddoussss!!!!"~ Matt V.

"I gotta flip my nuggets."~ Nick A.

"Awwww shooooot!!!"~ Quicia D.

"Who invented these formulas?"~ Me
"Probably Mr. Maclearn's grandfather!"~ Breanne R.

"I'm going to make a shirt and it's going to have B.O.B. on it."~ Me
"...and Mr. MacLearn on the back!"~ Breanne R.

"...And all those people driving by are gonna see her big can sticking out the window!"~ Mrs. Killian

"John Love was waiting for Chris to walk by..."~ Me
"Yeah, he'd be like, 'pull those down a little further'...KICKSTAND!!!"~ Meredith P.

"She's like in the middle of the Pacific, expectin' to go home but shes rowin' a boat with out an oar!"~ Quicia D.

"Bass Ackwards!"~ Meredith P.

"You're in the dip with no chip."~ Quicia D.

"Zip...THUD!!!"~ Matt V.

"Larry, I think you need to wake up and smell the coffee."~ Mr. Lamaroux
"Yeah, I smell the coffee and it's on your breath."~ Larry S.
"Is it Friday because they're serving pizza...or are they serving pizza because it's Friday?"~ Mark K.

"That teacher seems like he will get on my nerves. I'd be on him like ugly on an ape!"~ Quicia D.

"Pooptagon!"~ Breanne R.

"You're funny."~ Chris C.

"I'm starting to get the picture...and I don't like what I'm seeing."~ Breanne R.

"NcShaker (NickShaker)!"~ Matt V.

"FRITOS!!!"~ Chris C.

"It's not the size that matters...it's how you use it."~ Matt V.

"Duce balls!"~ Matt V.

"Squeemish Meatballs...homestyle!"~ Matt V.

"Round and 'round we go with the McFlurry machine.....ahhh this is cool and I don't mean myself either."~ Matt V.

"I used to piss him off back in middle school with saying, 'Nick is sick cause he flicks his dick.' Can you imagine that? (pluck pluck)"~ Matt V.

"PM...S?!?!"~ Breanne R.

"You can kiss my *ss...oh wait, you're not good enough to kiss my *ss, so kiss the ground instead."~ Brittany C.
"He was yelling 'GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!' TJ had to say, 'I don't wanna know what he was doing behind that desk!' Then it was like, well I hope he doesn't flip it over when he stands!"~ Meredith P.

"None of us dies a virgin...life screws us all."~ Brittany C.

"Don't stare at it for too long!"~ Quicia D.

"Everybody..." (Help, help me Ronda, help, help!)~ Matt V.
"I get in for $3!"~ Quicia
"Well, I guess you get a discount on your lonliness!"~ Me
"Who stained the flowa (floor)"~ Mr. Tulli
"So let's see, we've establised that we have a guidance counselor with no thumbs..." (Lot's of laughter follows...about 20 minutes worth!)~ Breanne R.
"No, she had thumbs. She was missing a finger!"~ Me
"Yeah, I heard on the news this morning that we sold three teams to Asia. I'm not kidding here. Ah, we sold the New York Jets to Hong Kong, the Seattle Mariners to Shanghi, China, and the Red Socks to the Phillipines. Yeah, they're changing their name to Folders...the Manilla Folders!"~ Mr. O'Keefe

If I forgot any, just email them to me and I'll put them up.